The quote that started the weekend.

The smell of desperation.

Hey look everyone! look over here! please! we look like an apple store, but were not! we are a half-assed version.Have questions about our shitty operating system? sorry! were too busy dancing....and well be doing this all day!

jesus christ people. Do yourselves a favor, and go buy a Mac.

I asked for answers. and damnit, I got them

Bollywood does it again

You cant help but smile.

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Rap Music Causes Breast Cancer.

The title has nothing to do with this awesome video. Its just a great quote I heard at work today.

LUIS from diluvio on Vimeo.

Microsoft Windows Fails again. and again. and agian. and again. and agian. and again. and agian. and again. and agian. and again. and agian.

siiiigh. damnit.

so good.

The #1 Internet Video of All Time.

Breakdancing Cat Flip Accident - Watch more Funny Videos


Thanks Joey.

I believe in you....

Worst Shopping Run Ever - Watch more Funny Videos

T-Minus: 1 month

Until Cotto has to deal with this: EPIC

Im going to buy one. and thats final.

The Best of YouTube in 4 Minutes

Courtesy of your evangelical burrito. I mean holy taco.

My current top 5 favorite shows? you dont need to ask twice.

Drama Category

5. True Blood (2008) "Who doesnt love vampires?!"
Just finished up its 2nd season, and seems to be picking up lots of steam. This show could
move up a few spots, if it continues to please.

4. LOST (2004) "Seriously, wtf is going on in this show?"
Yeah. I don't think I need to say more, isn't this on everyone's top 5? if its not, it should be.

3. Dexter (2006) "Cheering on a serial killer"
This show puts me on edge better than any show I have ever seen. But there's only so many times he can get away with it, no? Season 4 will be a true test.

2. Battlestar Galactica (2004) "Social commentary to the Nth degree"
This show unfortunately suffers from typical stereotypes. Its the reason it took me so long to watch it. This is no Sunday afternoon Sci-fi low budget TV show. No sir, its one of the greatest television shows ever to be re/created. If you doubt me, do yourself a favor and watch it.

1. The Sopranos (1999) "Mafia at its finest"
Ah yes. Arguably the greatest show ever made. I agree 100% No other show even comes close. And I doubt any show ever will. End of story. Case closed.

Worst Cooking Show Ever? No sir...No....The Best. Simply. The Best.

Best Show Ever.

the sharks get me everytime.

Hey Alan, Alan, Alan, Alan, Alan - watch more funny videos

something amazing to ponder

So THATS how he got so rich.....you dirty little duck.

Joey Hollywood always brings the heat.

Judge me all you want, but this is gonna be the greatest movie of all time.

Ninjas + Volkswagen = SPM wet dream.

Go watch the trailer at the Ninja Assassin site, or at Apple, because i cant bring myself to post a lo-res version of this beautiful masterpiece.

//spm